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Demogorgon Ban Passes House Along Partisan Lines

August 7, 2019 Ethan

The United States House of Representatives voted 230-190 Friday afternoon to officially ban private demogorgon ownership and use within the USA. This vote, which will

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White House Preparing For Grand Moff Tarkin Day

May 2, 2017 Ethan

The Internet – Thursday will be May Fourth, often known as Star Wars Day because of how the day’s name sounds like the beginning of

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“Star Trek Seven: The Fountain of Yout” Has Opening Pages Leaked

April 1, 2017 Ethan

A top-secret Star Trek project by someone who will not be named in order not to potentially embarrass the writer, a project which is so

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Clinton Family Allegedly Operating Space Brothel

December 9, 2016 Ethan

The Internet – Fake news has been getting extra attention in recent days due to someone firing an assault rifle in a pizza place and

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Aliens Invade Earth in Search of Cheese

July 13, 2016 Ethan

The Internet – The suspicious-looking rocks which some have seen flying across the sky during the past year were not the product of overactive imaginations

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Vogon Prisoner Found Alive After Four Years

June 10, 2016 Ethan

  The Internet – Charlie James Bonner thought he would never live to see land again, let alone his home in Long Island. Bonner was

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