Video games are back in the news again after a mind-boggling series of mass murders which make it seem like the real world is some
Category: Video Games
Bowser Koopa Pulls Out of Climate Agreement
Bowser “King” Koopa, the notorious megalomaniac and princess-kidnapper, sent shockwaves through the Mushroom Kingdom yesterday when he set fire to his copy of the Climate
Candy Crush Saga Classified as Schedule I Drug
The Internet – The popular puzzle game Candy Crush Saga is now considered by the DEA to be a Schedule I drug, on the same
Newspaper Vandalism Victims Come Forward
The Internet – After decades of silence, residents of a two-block radius have come forward to talk about the abuse they suffered at the hands
Clinton Campaign Creates Ad Depicting Trump as Donkey Kong
The Internet – In response to the Ms. Pac-Man ad released by the Trump campaign, Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign’s digital team worked non-stop for
Small, Cartoonish, Non-Imaginary Monsters Invade World
The Internet – People are advised to stay indoors, wearing body armor just in case, until proper Poke Balls can be manufactured, because Pokemon
