It is well-known that overpopulation is largely responsible for the growing carbon footprint worldwide. The more people who are walking around breathing and driving and
Tag: satire
Tennessee Teenager in Trouble For Witchcraft
A high school junior from Nashville, Tennessee is in hot water after shouting the killing curse at his Spanish teacher on the first day of
Trump Suggests Fighting Hurricane With Honey Badgers
In an early morning meeting about the threat posed to Florida by Hurricane Dorian, President Trump made some unconventional suggestions, including importing a horde of
Benevolent Russian Oligarchs Helped Struggling Billionaire Secure Loan
Years ago, a famous billionaire needed money. This billionaire was famous for being rich, as well as for some things which should have made family-values
Hades Requests Next Gods’ Meeting Be Held In Tartarus
Hades, the Greek god of the Underworld, expressed great displeasure at the most recent gods’ meeting about all of these conferences being held either at
Denmark to Sell Greenland to Winner of Global Ninja World Leader Competition
In a surprising turn of events, Denmark has reversed their decision to not sell Greenland to anyone under any circumstances, and will now sell it
