Famous groundhog Punxsutawney Phil coughed while searching for his shadow this morning, which means that there will be six more weeks of worrying that any
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Senate Declares Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Champions
With a 51-49 vote, the United States Senate passed a resolution this morning proclaiming the score of the Super Bowl to be 28-27 in favor
A Serious Suggestion to Remedy the Environmental Problem
It is well-known that overpopulation is largely responsible for the growing carbon footprint worldwide. The more people who are walking around breathing and driving and
Tennessee Teenager in Trouble For Witchcraft
A high school junior from Nashville, Tennessee is in hot water after shouting the killing curse at his Spanish teacher on the first day of
Trump Suggests Fighting Hurricane With Honey Badgers
In an early morning meeting about the threat posed to Florida by Hurricane Dorian, President Trump made some unconventional suggestions, including importing a horde of
Benevolent Russian Oligarchs Helped Struggling Billionaire Secure Loan
Years ago, a famous billionaire needed money. This billionaire was famous for being rich, as well as for some things which should have made family-values
