Years ago, a famous billionaire needed money. This billionaire was famous for being rich, as well as for some things which should have made family-values
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Hades Requests Next Gods’ Meeting Be Held In Tartarus
Hades, the Greek god of the Underworld, expressed great displeasure at the most recent gods’ meeting about all of these conferences being held either at
Denmark to Sell Greenland to Winner of Global Ninja World Leader Competition
In a surprising turn of events, Denmark has reversed their decision to not sell Greenland to anyone under any circumstances, and will now sell it
Baby Jesus Is Crying Again
Things are less than heavenly in the Celestial Plane due to some unwelcome noise, with that noise being the crying of Baby Jesus. The baby,
Stock Market Tumbles From Clinton-Based Fears
It has been a rough morning on Wall Street today, with the Dow Jones Average dropping over 500 points as of 11:30 Eastern Time, a
Copypasta Couple Caught Eating Actual Pasta
Robert and Anna Dobalina, the popular Instagram couple known for their exotic travel photos and their diet consisting of only kale smoothies and copypasta, lost
